Comments on: How To Tell If Your Ventriloquist Puppet Is Evil http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/ Random pop culture offerings from Humuhumu & Hanford Lemoore Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:33:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: BILLIE http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-11072 BILLIE Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:29:52 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-11072 hey im billie. i see my pal willie has told you about us. well he and some of his friends may be nice enough to let you go by saying the oh so magic words of chatty chatty. but i will not! you will still die and i will like it. ill eat wuts rest of you. but what i didnt tell you is ill do it with you and your most 3 loved ones at the same time. and the only way ill consider stopping is if you eat the pealed skin off of each other after it is pealed. i do oh so enjoy the sound of human screams, unlike my friend willie, it makes him unhappy, he enjoys not the screams, but the taste of you brats! it gives me a warm chilly feeling to have heard the beautiful, priceless sound of a humans scream! us dolls aren't "evil" we're seeking revenge. we only need 100 more people to say we are evil to piss us off and we'll do it. well be on the look out! Something willie forgot to tell you was that, not only do you drown us, melt us, and such, but we dont like it when you stick your hands up our backs! enjoy! hey im billie. i see my pal willie has told you about us. well he and some of his friends may be nice enough to let you go by saying the oh so magic words of chatty chatty. but i will not! you will still die and i will like it. ill eat wuts rest of you. but what i didnt tell you is ill do it with you and your most 3 loved ones at the same time. and the only way ill consider stopping is if you eat the pealed skin off of each other after it is pealed. i do oh so enjoy the sound of human screams, unlike my friend willie, it makes him unhappy, he enjoys not the screams, but the taste of you brats! it gives me a warm chilly feeling to have heard the beautiful, priceless sound of a humans scream! us dolls aren’t “evil” we’re seeking revenge. we only need 100 more people to say we are evil to piss us off and we’ll do it. well be on the look out! Something willie forgot to tell you was that, not only do you drown us, melt us, and such, but we dont like it when you stick your hands up our backs!

enjoy!

]]> By: ClimberChick http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-11035 ClimberChick Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:20:25 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-11035 I do not believe in them being evil at all....I think thats just silly. But when I was young I used to watch 'Goosebumps' a lot, really late at night, and it had vantriloquist doll named Slappy who would try and kill these kids that found him...I would have nightmares about him trying to get me all the time. Im not afraid if them now, but they always give me the chills I do not believe in them being evil at all….I think thats just silly. But when I was young
I used to watch ‘Goosebumps’ a lot, really late at night, and it had vantriloquist doll
named Slappy who would try and kill these kids that found him…I would have nightmares about
him trying to get me all the time. Im not afraid if them now, but they always give me the chills

]]> By: Charlie http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-9126 Charlie Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:28:17 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-9126 All of these posts about dolls being evil is poppycock! I have three figures, that I have had for years. I got my first one, when I was seven years old. I can't believe that people think that dolls can be evil little demons who only exist to kill people and draw evil into tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt All of these posts about dolls being evil is poppycock! I have three figures, that I have had for years. I got my first one, when I was seven years old. I can’t believe that people think that dolls can be evil little demons who only exist to kill people and draw evil into tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

]]> By: me =] http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-8997 me =] Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:59:25 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-8997 grrrr evil dolls! burn them all! grrrr evil dolls! burn them all!

]]> By: Adam http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1723 Adam Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:44:53 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1723 Well Personally I Love These So Called "Evil dolls" They Are Truly Not Evil, They Are Just Misunderstood. You See You Don't Know The True Power Of These Dolls Untill You Own One. They Are Truly Wonderful Things. I Love Them :) x Adam McCrory 13 Male UK Well Personally I Love These So Called “Evil dolls” They Are Truly Not Evil, They Are Just Misunderstood. You See You Don’t Know The True Power Of These Dolls Untill You Own One. They Are Truly Wonderful Things. I Love Them :) x

Adam McCrory 13 Male UK

]]> By: Harriet http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1387 Harriet Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:16:54 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1387 ALL ventriloquist puppets are evil... ALL ventriloquist puppets are evil…

]]> By: willie http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1380 willie Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:40:27 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1380 Silly humans, you make fun of us dolls & yet you won't be laughing when we have our global attack & i will be the leader. I Willie Talk & my other Willie brothers will get our revenge for all the mistreatings we received in the past, for every slam to the ground, for every tug of war you played with our arms, for every rotten tea party you put us through, we will rise & attack, you will become our playmates & sit on our laps. We've gathered knives & forks & especially socks, yes socks. You know all those socks that disappear in the dryer, well they just didn't disappear, us dolls took them so when we attack in the night we have something to gag your loud mouths with, there’s nothing more annoying than to hear a human screaming, it only upsets us more. Yes many of us went through the fire test & some of us survived, ran away but we are here to stand up for the ones who burned at your grace, we will be their hands, their feet & speak for them when we attack. My girlfriend Barbie will be at my side, many of her sisters have drowned in your bathtubs or in a flushing toilet. You humans are so cruel to us dolls, we’ve been burned with dripping melting crayons, singed with magnifying glasses, our faces melted off on the stove burner, our heads cut off by your rotten little brothers & it goes on & on & on. We dolls have not forgotten how you have treated us & we plan to take our revenge slowly, oh so slowly. Barbie’s little sister Skipper thought of this little diddy & I will be the first to try it out. You know all those potato peelers that come up missing in your kitchen drawers? Well, we have them all! We plan on tying you humans up to a chair & gently peeling your skin away like that of a potato & then pour salt all over you, we can’t wait. We will need drones to help us out so if any of you humans wish to live then the magic word is, “Chatty Cathy” & the attack will stop on you. Have a pleasant night boys & girls, you adults too, even though your full grown your still gonna get it. Willie & Barbie Silly humans, you make fun of us dolls & yet you won’t be laughing when we have our global attack & i will be the leader. I Willie Talk & my other Willie brothers will get our revenge for all the mistreatings we received in the past, for every slam to the ground, for every tug of war you played with our arms, for every rotten tea party you put us through, we will rise & attack, you will become our playmates & sit on our laps. We’ve gathered knives & forks & especially socks, yes socks. You know all those socks that disappear in the dryer, well they just didn’t disappear, us dolls took them so when we attack in the night we have something to gag your loud mouths with, there’s nothing more annoying than to hear a human screaming, it only upsets us more. Yes many of us went through the fire test & some of us survived, ran away but we are here to stand up for the ones who burned at your grace, we will be their hands, their feet & speak for them when we attack. My girlfriend Barbie will be at my side, many of her sisters have drowned in your bathtubs or in a flushing toilet. You humans are so cruel to us dolls, we’ve been burned with dripping melting crayons, singed with magnifying glasses, our faces melted off on the stove burner, our heads cut off by your rotten little brothers & it goes on & on & on. We dolls have not forgotten how you have treated us & we plan to take our revenge slowly, oh so slowly. Barbie’s little sister Skipper thought of this little diddy & I will be the first to try it out. You know all those potato peelers that come up missing in your kitchen drawers? Well, we have them all! We plan on tying you humans up to a chair & gently peeling your skin away like that of a potato & then pour salt all over you, we can’t wait. We will need drones to help us out so if any of you humans wish to live then the magic word is, “Chatty Cathy” & the attack will stop on you. Have a pleasant night boys & girls, you adults too, even though your full grown your still gonna get it. Willie & Barbie

]]> By: Schroeder http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1379 Schroeder Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:38:52 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1379 I am laughing so hard right now & my stomach hurts from reading all the replys. I had one of those Willie Talk dolls & someone drew a flaming red hot butt hole on his butt & wrote, "It's Chapped". I did not discover it until i changed his clothes & no one fessed up to it cause i would beat the crap out of them. I then told all my sisters & brothers that Willie would get his revenge on who ever disfigured him & it would be with a knife from our kitchen drawer. My youngest sister, GINA was screaming & swearing she did not do it & i said, if you did not do it then he would not hurt you, only the one who did that to him. Needless to say, no one died nor did anyone ever confess to drawing a red butt hole on my favorite toy which i got at a Goodwill store, hey, puppets need a home too. Schroeder I am laughing so hard right now & my stomach hurts from reading all the replys. I had one of those Willie Talk dolls & someone drew a flaming red hot butt hole on his butt & wrote, “It’s Chapped”. I did not discover it until i changed his clothes & no one fessed up to it cause i would beat the crap out of them. I then told all my sisters & brothers that Willie would get his revenge on who ever disfigured him & it would be with a knife from our kitchen drawer. My youngest sister, GINA was screaming & swearing she did not do it & i said, if you did not do it then he would not hurt you, only the one who did that to him. Needless to say, no one died nor did anyone ever confess to drawing a red butt hole on my favorite toy which i got at a Goodwill store, hey, puppets need a home too. Schroeder

]]> By: drew http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1233 drew Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:33:48 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1233 that is sooo coool i love it im gonna um collect ventrilaquist dolls or however u spell it and each time i get a new 1 i will follow ur steps lol ur sooo coool seriusly but im kind of afraid of toys this is a real story (i woke up one night in my brothers bed i was like 4 or 5 and i saw my teddy bear move its head over and over when that happend i just went to bed cuz i was too scared too do anything cuz u see ur childhood is like watch transformers or somthing mine was watching jaws or childsplay lol my childhood was ruined) that is sooo coool i love it im gonna um collect ventrilaquist dolls or however u spell it and each time i get a new 1 i will follow ur steps lol ur sooo coool seriusly but im kind of afraid of toys this is a real story (i woke up one night in my brothers bed i was like 4 or 5 and i saw my teddy bear move its head over and over
when that happend i just went to bed cuz i was too scared too do anything cuz u see ur childhood is like watch transformers or somthing mine was watching jaws or childsplay lol my childhood was ruined)

]]> By: Boone http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1180 Boone Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:00:10 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1180 Beware the dummy. If you buy one new or make one yourself the generely don't hate you. Usauly if the dummy is older or is someone elses it will hate you. It takes a long time but its worth it to just make one. Stay away from the evil!!! Beware the dummy. If you buy one new or make one yourself the generely don’t hate you. Usauly if the dummy is older or is someone elses it will hate you. It takes a long time but its worth it to just make one. Stay away from the evil!!!

]]> By: Eddie Starr http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1078 Eddie Starr Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:08:30 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-1078 Interestingly Enough, I know some Ventriloquists from College who love to put on an act like that. Keep of the good work Ventriloquists all around the world! Interestingly Enough, I know some Ventriloquists from College who love to put on an act like that. Keep of the good work Ventriloquists all around the world!

]]> By: elizsophie http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-777 elizsophie Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:18:06 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-777 This is friggin' hilarious! But, a few weeks ago I watched "Dead Silence" with my boyfriend. "Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, she had no children, only dolls. If you see her in your dreams, be sure you never, ever scream"....and then there's something about if you scream, she'll rip your tongue out. It freaked me out so bad! Ventriloquist dolls scare me. I'd totally believe this and either burn the doll or take a knife to bed with me. On second thought, I'd burn the doll AND take a knife to bed with me. You can never be sure.... This is friggin’ hilarious! But, a few weeks ago I watched “Dead Silence” with my boyfriend. “Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, she had no children, only dolls. If you see her in your dreams, be sure you never, ever scream”….and then there’s something about if you scream, she’ll rip your tongue out. It freaked me out so bad! Ventriloquist dolls scare me. I’d totally believe this and either burn the doll or take a knife to bed with me. On second thought, I’d burn the doll AND take a knife to bed with me. You can never be sure….

]]> By: Jason Herer http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-741 Jason Herer Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:11:33 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-741 I am serious about this. I tresspassed in an older house that was abandoned. I found an old wooden ventriloquist dummy in perfect condition in its case. I brought it home. (Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!) One night while I was alone in my house I herd a small child like giggle. I went upstairs and when I got to the room where the dummy was. Its eyes turned by themselves and the mouth started opening and closing frantically. After its episode, I burned it up in a bomb fire at a party. It has never come back. I moved. But I later learned that the family who bought my house my house, a family of five, every last one had been murdered in the house one night. All of them strangled. I am serious about this. I tresspassed in an older house that was abandoned. I found an old wooden ventriloquist dummy in perfect condition in its case.
I brought it home. (Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!) One night while I was alone in my house I herd a small child like giggle. I went upstairs and when I got to the room where the dummy was. Its eyes turned by themselves and the mouth started opening and closing frantically. After its episode, I burned it up in a bomb fire at a party. It has never come back. I moved. But I later learned that the family who bought my house my house, a family of five, every last one had been murdered in the house one night. All of them strangled.

]]> By: Sir Henry http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-524 Sir Henry Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:59:02 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-524 That list just refreshed every single nightmare I had when I was a kid. I think watching the Twilight Zone in the middle of the night when I was 9 was a horrible idea because I always thought that ventriloquist dummies would bit my ankles if I tried to get out of bed. burn them all, I say. That list just refreshed every single nightmare I had when I was a kid. I think watching the Twilight Zone in the middle of the night when I was 9 was a horrible idea because I always thought that ventriloquist dummies would bit my ankles if I tried to get out of bed. burn them all, I say.

]]> By: Baked Pajamas http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-479 Baked Pajamas Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:47:52 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-479 Ventriloquist Puppets can never be killed...The best thing to do is submit to it's evil. This way, maybe, you will be chosen to give up your soul and have the evil puppet take over your body. Then, this hot little evil puppet, played by Jennifer Tilly, will be your girlfriend, and the two of you can do all sorts of evil puppet things forever and ever... Evil puppets are cool. Ventriloquist Puppets can never be killed…The best thing to do is submit to it’s evil.

This way, maybe, you will be chosen to give up your soul and have the evil puppet take over your body.

Then, this hot little evil puppet, played by Jennifer Tilly, will be your girlfriend, and the two of you can do all sorts of evil puppet things forever and ever…

Evil puppets are cool.

]]> By: eniksleestack http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-444 eniksleestack Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:56 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-444 I say take off and nuke the dummy from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure. :> I say take off and nuke the dummy from orbit — it’s the only way to be sure. :>

]]> By: MrBaliHai http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-376 MrBaliHai Mon, 28 May 2007 11:29:56 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-376 This appears to be a later incarnation of the Willie dummy. The original was mostly harmless and wore considerably less mascara until he suffered repeated non-consensual puppet sodomization at the hands of the über-Machiavellian <a href="http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/2003/10/when_dummies_attack.html" rel="nofollow">Charlie dummy</a>. This appears to be a later incarnation of the Willie dummy. The original was mostly harmless and wore considerably less mascara until he suffered repeated non-consensual puppet sodomization at the hands of the über-Machiavellian Charlie dummy.

]]> By: Humuhumu http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-374 Humuhumu Mon, 28 May 2007 06:58:36 +0000 http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/2007/05/27/how-to-tell-if-your-ventriloquist-puppet-is-evil/#comment-374 Clearly this "test" was concocted by a ventriloquist dummy to lull the public into thinking that there is a sliver of a chance that some dummies may not be evil. Don't fall for it. Clearly this “test” was concocted by a ventriloquist dummy to lull the public into thinking that there is a sliver of a chance that some dummies may not be evil. Don’t fall for it.

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